Thursday, March 27, 2014

Lifewithus
What you SHOULDN'T do in public
Hey guys malik here with another relating video :) its just what you shouldn't do in public i don't know why but people still do these things in public! it is quite embarrassing when u see people doing these kind of tacky things in public! if you enjoy my YouTube videos subscribe to my YouTube channel i make a new video every week! like comment what you think and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE

Did you know 10 facts




Today my little rotten apples I will be telling you some facts about you and the world so lets start this

1. Andy in toy story did not have a dad because it was too much money to animate human charectors

2. The sorcerer in fantasia named  sid ney is Disney spelled backwards

3. when a dog see's its owner it secretes the same substance as ours when were in love

4. your eading this right now

5. your blinking

6. your thinking these are stupid facts and your shaking your head

7.Im finish with this blog


Its that time


Oh this glorious messy time of the month were girl's start becoming emotional drama queens and eat everything in there way. But dealing with us isn't that bad but if you think it is that bad then let me tell you these easy steps 

1. Be prepared for the verbal abuse you may have coming at you and learn how to ignore it or learn the feeling of a baseball bat against your head

2. This one is for friends and parents snacks keep snacks on you for when they get hungry and if you try to be stingy and don't share then you should be prepared for a wrestling match over pretzels

3. keep at least one sweater on you at all times because I guarantee that and accident may happen  because truthfully nobody knows what time of the day they get theirs

4. Don't be scared if your friend has an emotional break down out of nowhere it's a proven fact that pms'ing is a real thing what I would do is let her cry it out because maybe she doesn't even know why she's crying

5. Last but not least SHE IS NOT AN ALIEN she is the same as she was yesterday maybe just hungry and more emotional, also she may not face any emotional feelings at all she could be just as the same as she was the day before

from : Iyanah Aka nana the ratchet judge



Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Maliks catch frazes 

"Don't do it to ya self

"Your basic"

"Your tacky"

"Your tacky and i hate you"

"Don't be basic"

"Hold up let me  take a selfie"

"Thats nice"

"BASIC people BASICALLY aggravate me"

"Ewww your dry"

"Your disqualified"

"Your done"

"Just cut it out"

"You tried it"
Warning do not make fun of people with these frazes
From: Malik A.K.A Beyonce
*sigh* I tried to be nice but I see this is to hilarious to be nice about lets go over this video step-by-step

1. The video starts of with a girl with crooked teeth and i guess a she thinks she at a concert waving a lighter around

2. She then precedes to sing terribly and just destroy's the whole song by Alicia keys if I was Alicia keys I would sue her just for singing my song  and humiliating my song. Im not Alicia keys but can i sue her for destroying my ears by making them bleed no yes ok no.

3. then she precedes to sing and lights her hair on fire I guess she was right "this girl is on fire"

      What do we learn from this, kids do not I repeat DO NOT sing with a candle 3 centimeters away from your hair I mean what did you think was going to happen. Last but not least ending this post i would like to say r.i.p to the little hair she had and I wish her hairline the best.

From: Iyanah the Ratchet judge are you ratchet or naw, you better not be because if i find out you'll be next

Friday, March 21, 2014

LifeWithUs


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